Day 21 of the 2011 World Series of Twitter has midget jokes, people needing haircuts, and crazy people. In other words, the norm.

They will be just a little trouble for people.

Emily Jillette apparently is the queen of midget jokes:

Im still waiting for the 8th dwarf.  His name is tripod.

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Andy Borowitz makes a very valid point about random people on the streets nowadays:

Its cold on the street corner in winterand people will actually read your tweets on twitter. Also wait a minute

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Carter King needs a haircut:

Thats why there is a hair salon inside the Bike in Los Angeles.  I know. Ive had my hair cut there.twice.

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Wombat Poker reminds us of an important and not so popular fact:

It could be worse.  Someone could sue the online sites and make it harder for them to pay us back. Oops sorry Ivey fans.

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Allen Bari and Allie Dv apparently cant be trusted for long:

I once had someone pay me for a computer and ask me to hold it for them. They finally came and got it a year later.

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Come back tomorrow when we ask Hey Grandpa. Whats for supper?

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